Friday, February 27, 2009

How to Become a Businessman


Wear a suit. Dress with a tie. Be stern. Look tough. Spend a lot of money. Go to college. Get an internship. Network with meeting new people. Get an internship. Pay attention to detail and be analytical. To be a businessman you must know the business. Study finance in college. Learn the beginnings of Wall Street. When you fail start a new business. Learn vocabulary and know marketing techniques. Prepare at least ten times for an interview. In the end, when you fail start your own business.

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  2. I think that this is a good way to start thinking about your future career in the business field. "Wearing a suit"...very impressive! Good luck in your future business career!!!

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  3. This post is just too good. Sometimes, I dream about businessman, it helps me fall asleep. I notice that you like business.
    One thing to keep in mind is not to be a businessman, but business, man.
    I like how you give the details to being a businessman so accurately in the beginning, and kinda portray them as stuck up. Bt in the end, you show the pitfalls, such as failing at starting a business, or the rigors of preparing for an interview. I especially like the end when you say "fail, and start your own business". MAD NICE.

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  4. This was pretty interesting. Nice job. You're absolutely right in being tough and spending a lot of money. In the end though, you make up the losses and maybe even a profit, if you succeed.

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  5. It's a good way to show how to impress someone as well how to get the job. It also teaches you what you need to succeed as a businessman which is really good.

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  6. Your piece is short but sweet. I like how concise it is, and although I think you have some good details, i think it can use even more. Where should the tie be from? How much money should you spend? What vocabulary words should you know? Show me the money!!!

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